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Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Because A Picture Can Say A Thousand Sleazy Words
Here are some pictures from the New Year's Eve Party I went to. Which will most likely go down as the most promiscuous party of a lifetime.
First of all, it was a formal party so you would think that most people would have some sense of restraint. And they did....until midnight. BAM! The clock strikes and you can't turn around without saying "WTF?" 3-way makeouts, couples falling on the ground from making out, women crying, some dude being treated like a strip pole, chicks dancing on speakers.... NON STOP ACTION! And the weird thing was, I knew most of the people doing these things.
Observe
Exhibit A:
My Roommate's brother making out with a girl whom he had just met. Now this picture was taken about 3 minutes in. Before they would fall down, get back up and continue to make out for another 10 minutes. When it was all said and done they were wearing each other's glasses.
Exhibit B:
Here we have Fred making out with 2 girls at the same time. They also had never met before. Alas, I do not have a picture of the girls making out.
Exhibit C:
At midnight I kissed a girl that I met last summer and...lets just say we have a history and I didn't really want to continue down that path. (is that vague yet specific enough?) So, after the initial kiss, she does the 2 o'clock head turn going for the full make out and I pull back. Then we have one of the most uncomfortable conversations ever, which can be summed up by one line from Billy Madison, "No, I will not make out with you!" Well, she leaves and I find out later that she's crying.
So distraught was I, that I then proceeded to:
DANCE MY ASS OFF! YEAH!
And if its wrong to make someone you know cry and then go off and dance with 2 strangers, then I don't want to be right.
Then these guys showed up.
And you know when the entire cast of Star Wars arrives, things are God damn guaranteed to get caraaazay!
All in all not a bad start to 2K5.
How's by you?
posted by AK 11:35 PM
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The purpose of this blog is to allow me to vent. Hopefully this will be funny to the readers because the various subjects described will be happening to me and not them.
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